NONE OF MY TEAMMATES HAS POSTED ANYTHING IN 13 HOURS. I AM HERE TO BREAK THAT AWFUL STREAK OF AWFULNESS.
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noooners said, (185 days ago)
you could talk about your awful grammar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
for one.
lolz
H55 said, (185 days ago)
Speaking of none has, has your friend come to her senses yet re: uberhotdouche?
mamanese said, (185 days ago)
Ugh. NOPE. I just saw her about an hour ago, actually, and she was going on and on.
"I hope this zit goes away by monday."
(She's going to see him on Monday.)
mamanese said, (185 days ago)
AND SHE BARELY EVEN HAS A ZIT. I DDIND'T EVEN SEE ANYTHING.
I am afraid for her mental health.
H55 said, (185 days ago)
Can you smear her face with crisco while she sleeps? That'll at least keep her away come Monday.
mamanese said, (185 days ago)
@emily: I know. Even I have gone SLIGHTLY crazy over a boy recently, but this is unlike anything I've ever seen. She totally cannot see the fact that he's not interested in her anymore, even though I've told her flat-out to CALM DOWN and NOT TRY SO HARD. Oy vey.
@Heraldic: dude, good thinking. Or maybe i'll be like "UM I DROVE PAST JUST NOW AND I DIDN'T SEE HIM ANYWAY."
@Sven: thank you, pal.
H55 said, (185 days ago)
Or "I just drove past and saw him making out with this other chick. And a dude. At the same time. And they didn't look like they wanted a 4th."
emily said, (185 days ago)
My friends actually congratulate me on a regular basis about how boys DON'T make me retarded. I think the main reason I don't let them make me go crazy is because of how I've seen my friends act. If I have to dissect the meaning of another text message, I am going to scream.
mamanese said, (185 days ago)
Man, i'm jeal of your SKILLZ.
Although sometimes going a little mental and obsessing is fun. In moderation.
emily said, (185 days ago)
I kind of wish I had someone to obsess over right now. I have too much other stuff going on in my life though.
OH!!!! Okay, so I went on a date with this guy named Kevin a couple of weeks ago. Definitely not someone I want to go out with again. Not a horrible date, but just not a match. ANYWAY... I'm driving home earlier this week, and I start to call my best friend Kevin in New York. WELL, I obviously accidently called the bad date Kevin by mistake.
ME: Kevin?
HIM: Yes?
ME: ACK! WRONG KEVIN! WRONG PERSON! WRONG NUMBER!!!!!
And I hung up.
mamanese said, (185 days ago)
AAAHAHAHAHA. That's hilar.
And yeah, unfortunately I have NOTHING going on in my life, so all my time is spent looking at boys. Which is, you know...fine.
mikkoman said, (185 days ago)
Guys, my annoying, pretentious co-worker just found true love! I'm so happy for him! I'm happy for all the cute elderly couples and college kids walking hand in hand through my town and in the lobbies of my theatres! All of my friends are engaged! Everyone possible is married!
I'm happy for them! I'm happy for everybody!
mikkoman said, (185 days ago)
Meanwhile...I promised myself I wouldn't mope publically, but I have to say it doesn't feel good to confirm that everything I wrote in this message is true:
http://goteaminternet.com/show/15179
She is happy *because* I am miserable---she confirmed it. BUT if I stop being alone, I will lose the little contact I still have with her.
noooners said, (185 days ago)
OMG MAMANESE I MUST APOLOGIZE. you are totally right. "none has" is grammatically correct. it just sounds funny.
i must go turn in my grammar police badge now.
Make Art said, (185 days ago)
@ noooners: Hmmm, I'm not so sure. I think either:
None of my teammates have posted anything in the last 13 hours.
or
Not one of my teammates has posted anything in the last 13 hours.
but "None of my teammates has posted" just doesn't sit right for me. But I'm no expert. A better qualified adjudicator is need for absolute certainty.
H55 said, (185 days ago)
It is both, based on context and usage: http://www.grammarmudge.cityslide.com/articles/article/1026513/9903.htm
Make Art said, (185 days ago)
Simply comes down to personal preference then it seems. Like the choice between ironic and ironical.
noooners said, (185 days ago)
yeah no it's totally legit. that's the thing, "none" means "not one" which, y'know, is singular. but yeah, i guess either is correct but i just didn't need to rail on mamanese for bad grammar :) OMG I JUST DID AN EMOTICON SORRY
Except I still have nothin to talk about.