first orgasm

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Henrietta said, (187 days ago)

SURELY I JEST

Henrietta said, (187 days ago)

but you get the picture

H55 said, (187 days ago)

I dunno, Link IS a hot one.

Previous Toast said, (187 days ago)

Comes with being a musician/hero of time.

cupcakes, really. said, (187 days ago)

hells yeah

Henrietta said, (187 days ago)

Heraldic is gay

Henrietta said, (187 days ago)

Or has good taste in men

H55 said, (187 days ago)

I'm metro. But without the sense of style or class.

adam said, (187 days ago)

Best game ever.

sound of snowsuit said, (187 days ago)

Hena, were you born in 1998?

Henrietta said, (187 days ago)

11 years prior

H55 said, (187 days ago)

I'm that much older than Hena?

I feel like a fogey.

Henrietta said, (187 days ago)

It's ok I like old guys

H55 said, (187 days ago)

WGWAG FTW!

Henrietta said, (187 days ago)

YES PLZ THX

H55 said, (186 days ago)

Hena, I think you're probably the dream of every geek-turned-banker in Lower Manhattan.

You just need to find one that looks good in a green jerkin and has pointed ears.

Henrietta said, (186 days ago)

Haha you really think so?

Honestly, I'm not into Link sexually. I am, however, into Ganondorf sexually.

H55 said, (186 days ago)

So, vaguely Middle Eastern stereotypes that are evil, jacked, and have skin conditions that turn them green.

Got it.

mikkoman said, (186 days ago)

I am playing this game for the first time right now! I purchased it from Virtual Console.

Henrietta said, (186 days ago)

Yup. Do you know anyone like that?

Henrietta said, (186 days ago)

Oh Mike, I'm so happy for you!

Did you get Twilight Princess? I'll let you borrow my copy if you promise to give it back to me.

H55 said, (186 days ago)

Give me a few months until I actually start working. I'll see what I can do.

mikkoman said, (186 days ago)

Is Twilight Princess worth playing? I've also purchased Wind Waker---that game is extremely unrewarding. Let me narrate my Wind Waker experience so far:

- A giant bird drops a girl in the forest.
- I get a sword and fight only five guys to rescue the girl.
- The bird kidnaps my sister!
- I spend weeks and weeks climbing a tower with no weapons to rescue her.
- I finally get to the top of the tower and the bird knocks me off!
- A talking boat rescues me.
- I turned the game off and haven't gone back since.

So I hope Twilight Princess is better than that!

H55 said, (186 days ago)

Wind Waker is actually really rewarding to finish. The classic Zelda elements are all there, it just takes a few levels before you realize what you're doing, thematically.

And in retrospect, Twilight Princess was GOOD, but not GREAT.

sparky said, (186 days ago)

I found Twilight Princess to be more GREAT than GOOD. Possibly better than Ocarina of Time.

Majora's Mask though... WTF?

Henrietta said, (186 days ago)

Mike, you have to play Ocarina of Time before you play Wind Waker. Doing it the other way around won't be as emotional as it would be the right way.

Henrietta said, (186 days ago)

Yeah, Majora's Mask was...eh. It was Zelda, but it wasn't Zelda.

H55 said, (186 days ago)

I'll agree with you in terms of gameplay and mechanics. The game itself was just designed better.

What separated OoT from the rest, I think, is the story. It just completely hit home in a way that Twilight Princess never did.

Majora's Mask....I almost think it is more a bastard stepchild of the series than even Zelda II. Certain parts were fun, but the game was just ludicrous.

Previous Toast said, (186 days ago)

Majora's Mask was the Link's Adventure of the 3D games.

Previous Toast said, (186 days ago)

Haha, damn, Heraldic beat me to the punch.

Henrietta said, (186 days ago)

Ocarina of Time's story was amazing. It had bits and pieces of everything and it was such a great adventure.

Twilight Princess was like that also, except Midna was so much better than Navi. And it was a shorter game.

H55 said, (186 days ago)

My complaints about TP are few, but I'll throw just one out there: the final boss(es). Yes, I know, he's a badass, and most every game out there requires a 4-stage final boss fight.

But none of the stages had anywhere close to the grand majesty of the final OoT battle. Or even the final LttP battle.

Previous Toast said, (186 days ago)

Link to the Past was one of those games that I beat with like 2 or 3 cousins passing the controller. That definitely goes into my "supreme nostalgia" bin.

Sometimes I like to sneak up behind my roommate and make the scratchy/whispery Midna noises. He does not appreciate it.

Henrietta said, (186 days ago)

I'm cosplaying as Midna!


...like, never.

Coin-Operated Boy said, (186 days ago)

Linku Linky Linky!!

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