Flying makes me stress. I'm always afraid I'll miss it, or I'll get bumped, or security will go apeshit on me for no reason. Curiously enough, the last thing I'm worried about is terrorism.
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I hear that. Since this one time I had to run the length of Denver Airport in about 3 minutes I've been scared of connecting flights with short layover times.
I hate flying. It's degrading and stressful and everybody's wearing tracksuits.

That is because there are no terrorists.