Hipster Survival Handbook
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-same t-shirt: You pass it off as being done on purpose. This is automatically awesome.
-shrinking jeans: wear them. Dr Girlfriend says women look at boys' asses.
-Caribou vs AC- "Oh, so THAT'S what they sound like when I'm sober."
-PBR allergy: "Thank you, Jesus. Let's have an actual beer now."
-Internet start up failure-work it into your stand up comedy routine
-Irony issues-Fake it; everyone's too hip to know if you're serious or not
-Indie music goes mainstream: only wear the pre-mainstream tshirts. Start smoking.
-Black or red streak: black if eyes are blue or brown, red otherwise
"Internet start up failure-work it into your stand up comedy routine"
Wait, so hipsters are into stand up comedy now?

What to do when:
* Your best friend buys the same Threadless t-shirt!
* Your skinny jeans shrink even further in the wash!
* You mistake Caribou for Animal Collective!
* Your doctor tells you you're allergic to PBR!
* You can't get a job in an internet start-up!
* Your intentional irony turns out to be unintentionally ironic!