If someone could buy me this for my birthday, I'd be their best friend.

i'm guessing dior doesn't offer lay-away?

Awesome. Now I need somewhere to wear it. Other than my room. To sashay about in it.

I'm pretty sure she's making enough that she's not for sale.

I think the last one is the best one because it would cause the most hoopla - you'd need help to disembark from a vehicle - you couldn't walk up to a table and get yourself some something to nosh because the dress would keep you 3 feet from the food - and we won't even discuss bathroom visits. Let's just say the the dress should come with servants of some sort. Me.