WATERMELON BONER
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/07/02/national/a194244D96.DTLYeah, you read that right. Watermelon yeilds Viagra-like effects. WHO'S COMING TO SAFEWAY WITH ME?!?
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strangerbox said, (56 days ago)
what's really weird is this post keeps getting mixed up in my head with the one about waterboarding.
Aquamarine Mariana said, (56 days ago)
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa that is a problem.
Waterboarding - bad, not fun, wet
Watermelons - good, boners, wet
Aquamarine Mariana said, (56 days ago)
Alcohol is a depressant and can... deflate you. So my guess is you just get really sleepy and pee a lot.
beccah. said, (56 days ago)
It's not actually in the flesh.. you'd have to eat the rind. Which is not so tasty.
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But it's not specific to the penis, so it makes your entire body erect.
Hmm...