I am grouchy today. Perhaps you shouldn't talk to me.
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I BET EVERYTHING WOULD BE BETTER IF I JUST HAD A FUCKING CUP OF COFFEE
LISTEN LITTLE 8 POUND 4 OUNCE TINY BABY JESUS PENIS, PREPARE FOR SOME KARATE PUNCHING!
I've been drinking herbal mint tea as a placebo, and it works for a little in the morning.
Maybe you have caffeine withdrawal itis.
Take 2 aspirin without caffeine. Go take a nap.
Beej, yell at Mace about babypenis and stop trying to engorge your dick.
Oh, I TOTALLY have caffeine withdrawal. Or a brain tumor.
I'm going for the withdrawal. And home.

I'LL TALK TO YOU IF I WANT TO TALK TO YOU!