On dumb, insensitive bitches...

you're way too hot to be making out with people you don't think are attractive.

Never compete with exes in terms of who hooked up faster.

Compete in terms you can win!

I can totally go more days without sex than my ex.

"...and I had to make out with a chubby girl on my couch I met on OKcupid to wash it out of my brain. And now I've got a sore throat, so the chubby girl was probably diseased. Great"

Really? Really?

was the chubby girl already hanging out on your couch, and you needed okcupid to find her? because that's how you made it sound.

@Namrok- Oh, I may not be having as much sex as her, but I guarantee I'm having better sex. Her fiance is out of shape like woah. And has male pattern baldness. And is named Clifton.

@Manuel- Yeah. OKCupid thus far has given me few, if any prospects for long term dating. But a decent pool of people to fool around with. She was available, and was a decent kisser. *shrug* And I kicked her ass at Smash Brothers for a couple hours before we made out and I sent her home.

my brother once got dumped for a guy named cleave. that was just sad.

@PT: Now now, I have male pattern baldness. Not much to be done about it. It's not bad now but in a few years I'll have to shave it probably.

I figure it balances out there. Fat and bald is completely different from being bald and in flawless shape.

You said the F word.

@pt: My issue isn't about who's being taken for a ride, its your emphasis that 'chubby girl' was there and convenient for you to reluctantly make out with and it was 'chubby girl' that made your throat sore. You're aiming for sympathy points because you already had a shitty day, had you just used 'girl', it wouldn't have sounded as negative.

reminder to self: if you ever have to be single again and date new geeky boys, never tell them you are good at video games.

@PT: That's cool and all, but if you're fucking around with someone whose self esteem is so bad that she'd WANT to fuck around with you when you think that you're doing her a favor, you might wanna be careful. Those are the sort to go psycho stalker and also off themselves and blame you. :P

You're one of my favorite people on this site.

@beccah- Hmm... you take more responsibility for other people than I'm willing to. I'm a member of the school of thought that says "If I don't lie, and don't make any promises I don't intend to keep, I'm not doing anything wrong."

She asked, at one point "So what's going on here?"
and I said "I thought you had nice lips, so I thought I'd press my luck."

And she laughed and kept making out with me.

Why are you assuming she has low self-esteem? It was her choice to go over. And I never pressure people into doing stuff with me. I take my time, and wait to be stopped.

Previous Toast is my own personal superhero!

I hang on his every word as he talks about the scores of women he dates. My jaw is agape---I didn't believe such prowess was possible!

And here he reveals that he goes through the same emotions I do! I confirmed yesterday that my ex is practically married, and I am still physically shaking and in a deep pit of despair. Stuck in the same hole, PT finds some solace.

Oh wait, but it involved fat chicks. Count me out!

@PT: I'm chubby/fat/etc. But I have enough self esteem to not fuck around with someone who disrespects me - in public or private.
:)

Just because you've complimented her lips doesn't mean she has the full picture of what you're doing with her.. how do you know she's not hoping you'll fall madly in love with her? (especially if she's in her late teens / early twenties)

I just get offended when people are obviously using others, who they wouldn't be with normally, for their own gain.

@beccah: what if it's mutual usage, with fully informed consent?

@sven: What are you talking about? That is my daily routine!

Exactly, man. Everyone makes out with people just for the sake of making out with people, even if they don't particularly see any future or even think theyre very attractive. It's usually called Thursday night but in this case, Wednesday afternoon.

It's not like he slept with the girl and then kicked her out of bed. Cut him some slack.

oh yes it is, shut yo mouf.

@Corey- I'm a different person than I was a year and a half ago. *shrug* I do not disagree with her leaving me... it was right for both of us, and wouldn't have worked out in the long run. But you can love someone who isn't right for you, and love isn't something I get over easily. And she got with this other guy within a week of leaving me (after 2 years with me), so that felt really shady to me, and left me rubbed wrong.

He's an easy scape-goat. And I recognize that. The whole situation is something I'd rather not have heard/thought about it, but it's on my mind now, and best to get it out now before it scabs over again.

Hi. I'm new here and I've been lurking for a few days, but this topic made me really want to post. It seems like you Previous Toast are suffering from your own low self esteem issues, and you need to find girls with even lower self esteem to make out with just to make yourself feel better. Can you confirm this?

Superhero superhero superhero!

I want to be just like you when I grow up!

*Mike continues rolling on the ground in physical pain because of a breakup four years ago.*

@Lola- Nope, I've got pretty good self-esteem. I just like making out. I don't seek out low-self esteem girls. And I don't know why everyone thinks this girl HAS low self-esteem. This has been invented by other people. It is not a problem that has presented itself. I don't see it.

@Ghostie- :) We've hung out once. We're easily another 3-4 dates away from "Where are we going with this?" But until I have her on lockdown, I'm going to enjoy making out with a lot of people.

@Corey- You always point out my irony, jerk! :) But yeah, I recognize it. *shrug* I've never claimed to be completely rational. And it makes me feel better. Emotions are weird.

@beccah- You're a big fan of labels I notice.

Fuck, I say more power to you. This is normal behavior where I come from.

@toasty: Maybe you should change your name to Ironic Toast.

The idea of having lots of peoples saliva in mouth is disgusting. Eeeew.

But if you like it...

...Good luck with scrabble girl.

i don't think beccah's sexually repressed, she just loves to argue

@Beccah- Zing!

@Corey- The name changing isn't as good on here as it was on consumating! I blame the small character limit.

@Ghostie- Thanks. :) I think it'd be a good thing if it works out. But I've gotten out of the habit of being excited about things that might happen. I'll see if a pattern establishes itself first, and then I'll get excited and stop playing ookie-mouth with strangers.

@Carlo- The problem with multiple bonings is I have to clean my sheets more often. And I'm kind of lazy. I wouldn't be opposed to more head though. But it's kind of hard to arrange stopping at that.

if you don't take it, I will!

@toast: only if I get to be the hot chick with big knockers!

@toast: Okay. I get to be the animal companion that is the deus ex machina which always gets us out of trouble.

Well this is something here, isn't it.

@Twiffles- I think I handled myself okay in spite of the shit storm. :) And thanks for your commiseration. I'll get over it, and remember next time why I don't talk to most people from my undergrad anymore.

you probably should've told the exs freind that either she excommunicate your ex, or you would excommunicate her

This was a good read.