I just got knocked down to part time. Anyone want to hire me?
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Garak said, (57 days ago)
:(
seems like everyone's doing their half-year assessment, and people're getting cut, bumped, demoted, etc.
sigh...
Jubilee! said, (57 days ago)
It's not because Im not awesome at my job--I am. They had to fire all their interns, and I get to stay for two days a week.
THANKS GUYS!
Garak said, (57 days ago)
what do you do/where do you work...? you may have said before, but i fo-got
mikkoman said, (57 days ago)
Sadness!
We're hiring full-time, but I guess you want to graduate and stuff.
gojocelynGO! said, (57 days ago)
Ugh! About 10 people just quit at my work and they hired a bunch of new people which means my hours are getting cut so they have hours to train the new people. But I did just get a (tiny) raise!
Anyway, I'll hire you to clean up after my messy roommates. Unfortunately, I won't be able to pay you. But I bake cookies a lot and you can eat those, and also sleep in my closet. Perfect?
Garak said, (57 days ago)
i chuckle-o-l'd at the thought of the girl who eats cookies and lives in your closet. this amuses me!
also, joceyln - what do you do for a living?
(i know this question can often sound nosy, but i'm genuinely curious re: what everyone does for a living, as it never ceases to amaze me the vast array of jobs/careers out there)
Combustible Monkey said, (57 days ago)
I would LOVE to give you half of my job. That way, it would be two people on two full time jobs.
Sadly, not in the cards.
Jubilee! said, (57 days ago)
@ Garak: I'm a marketing assistant at the University Press. Fuckety balls.
@Jocelyn: I will eat cookies and clean, these are two things I'm excellent at.
@onegirlhumba: Oh, this is correct. We must merch awesome.
Jubilee! said, (57 days ago)
@Twigsuck:
Jubilee! said, (21 hours ago)
Where's Twigby so I can propose that we date?
the way i get by said, (57 days ago)
also like, i dunno, you're way to hot, you're totally out of my league, everyone would walk by and say "OMG he must be some mathematical computer billionaire to land a girl LIKE THAT"
Jubilee! said, (57 days ago)
@Twiglebugger: http://goteaminternet.com/show/20566
EFF BOMB. LEFT ME HANGING.
the way i get by said, (57 days ago)
OH SORRY
that thread went beyond 50 posts! i stop caring after that point...
image_imago said, (57 days ago)
Happened to me too about 3 months back. 'Course, my entire company's on half pay too, so it's not just me. But now I'm working 2.5 jobs to try to catch up. Oy.
J2 said, (57 days ago)
I GET KNOCKED DOWN, BUT I GET UP AGAIN, YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN
I GET KNOCKED DOWN, BUT I GET UP AGAIN, YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN
PISSING THE NIIIIGHT AWAYYYY
PISSING THE NIIIIGHT AWAAAAYYYYYYYY
He drinks a whiskey drink,
He drinks a vodka drink,
He drinks a lager drink,
He drinks a cider drink,
He sings the songs that remind him of the good times,
He sings the songs that remind him of the better times.
OHHHH DANNY BOYYY
DANNY BOYYY
DANNY BOYYY
DANNY BOYYY
scurvyman said, (57 days ago)
I was going to come in here and make a vaguely creepy "I'll hire you" remark, but bizzy did it way better first.
Fucking budget cuts.