If I were a musical instrument, I would likely be a trumpet.

Cat piano: http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/the-cat-piano-156034.php

Because I'm cruel, and you feel terrible for laughing at me.

PT, that would make me cry had I stayed at the page for any longer.

@ffs- You are my favorite person for the next hour.

i would be something in the percussion section. hopefully not the triangle.

The vibraslap.

@Toast: is the vibraslap a real instrument, or something you just said because it sounds horribly wrong?

wow, i wish you hadn't already claimed that because now i really wanna be it. it's got teeth!

No, I claimed cat piano. You can have the Vibraslap. I was suggesting it for you, as a percussion instrument.