So, in the latest issue of Batman, Batman is addicted to weapons grade crystal meth and street heroin.

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Codename V said, (188 days ago)

I mean, like, literally.

and in continuity and everything.

Codename V said, (188 days ago)

Grant Morrison, I love you.

The Shifty said, (188 days ago)

Was Batman ever an alcoholic?

Previous Toast said, (188 days ago)

Weapons grade crystal meth? What does that even mean? Is that like, stim packs for marines in Starcraft?

Codename V said, (188 days ago)

i'm guessing its super addictive crystal meth? idunno, its comicbook science. like "weaponized hallucinogens" reallly exist?

(...do they?)

Codename V said, (188 days ago)

@The Shifty:

i've read comics where thomas wayne was an alcoholic who beat up bruce.


but i dont think batmans been an alcoholic...yet.

Previous Toast said, (188 days ago)

On the next Batman:

Batman gets Wayne manor really, really, REALLY clean. And then eats a bag of powdered sugar and passes out on the bathroom floor.

The Shifty said, (188 days ago)

There are a lot of weaponized things kickin' around these days. I wouldn't be surprised.

Hell, I thought all heroes started out as alkies, then went on to harder shit.

Previous Toast said, (188 days ago)

After spending hours looking for a deck of cards to make "The most bitchin' house of cards ever," Bruce settles for eating half a bowl of wax fruit.

Hot_Rod said, (188 days ago)

Tony Daniel's art isn't doing it for me, I think it's due to the inking.

Codename V said, (188 days ago)

@hot_rod:

seriously? I love Daniel's Art. Love Love Love.
if they had to replace kubert (and they DEFINITELY did), I'm glad they got Tony.

Hot_Rod said, (188 days ago)

I really like his stuff on Teen Titans and Flash, but it's not doing it for me on Batman. Again, part of it is the inking.

El Indio said, (188 days ago)

i read a scathing review of some recent issue of batman just yesterday. the main complaint was the art. i think it got a .5 out of 5

considering that i thought morrison was one of the worst x-men writers and i cant stand for crap penciling, i think i might pass. and i WAS considering diving into the whole R.I.P. arc

i dunno, we'll see.


then again, i love JLA and everyone else hates it.

Dr. Awkward said, (177 days ago)

I LOST ME TO METH - a quote from batman the person

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