Yes, I do live a few short miles out of scottsdale.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x08QpHdtbtU And people wonder why I never go to bars?Replies
You'd probably get more action than the douchey guys because the girls are sick of looking at their nasty tanned, gelled, popped collared asses.

"I dont stalk girls, it's called persistance." Haha, this song is so true.