I just had to scrub the word PENIS off my arm.

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Jubilee! said, (62 days ago)

Now my arm is all pink.

CocktailsMalIntent said, (62 days ago)

but at least its not covered in penis

Jubilee! said, (62 days ago)

That would be considerably more difficult.

Jay Def said, (62 days ago)

Why was the word penis on your arm?

Jubilee! said, (62 days ago)

I drew it there after about a billion vodka shots.

Jubilee! said, (62 days ago)

Also, I've been angry for the last 10 minutes because I couldn't find my glasses--they were about 4 inches in front of me on my bed.

Jay Def said, (62 days ago)

Oh, I've been there. Dropped my glasses and couldn't find them and get angry because I can't.

Evangeline said, (62 days ago)

@Jay Def: at least you dont step on them like i tend to do. i drop them and then accidentally obliterate them with my foot. it's terrible.

@jubilee: i'm glad you got the penis off of your arm. :)

Jay Def said, (62 days ago)

@Evangeline - Yeah, I typically don't step on them. But it doesn't matter when I'm so blind that I can't see my glasses when they're inches from my face.

Jubilee! said, (62 days ago)

Penis is off, glasses on.

Sven PartyMaan said, (62 days ago)

You just signed off and I am UPSET because I want to tell you that I have successfully gotten my entire hair to be straight without ANY flippies and i feel that now my life is complete.

Fujimoto said, (62 days ago)

I like that "rubbed raw" feeling, occasionally. It means I am really really clean ... in that one spot.

Jubilee! said, (62 days ago)

@Cleez: Give me a picture, plz. I'm going to Belmar to get nice and brown.

Xenu said, (61 days ago)

Did someone ask you to join the Pen club? Because I fell for that one. TWICE. Yes, it's true.

J2 said, (61 days ago)

Pen Island says whatttt

scurvyman said, (61 days ago)

Awwww, you are no longer with penis?

Centropomus said, (61 days ago)

You might want to avoid tattoo parlors while intoxicated.

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