Name 3 things you want, and 3 things you don't.
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onegirlrhumba said, (75 days ago)
WANT:
1. To speak Polish
2. A record player
3. The royal blue cruiser bicycle
DON'T WANT
1. My stupid hangover
2. My jobs
3. Sunburn
onegirlrhumba said, (75 days ago)
Super fail. I acted like a jackass last night. But I haven't been schwasted in a long time, so I felt deserving.
Jubilee! said, (75 days ago)
I did, too. I felt like I was in a time warp and back in my senior year of high school. V. off putting.
Jay Def said, (75 days ago)
Want:
1. To be able to ride my bike more than 20 yards without feeling like my lungs are going to burn to a crisp for the next 6 hours.
2. July 12 to arrive.
3. A better education.
Don't Want:
1. About 100 pounds.
2. To live in Idaho.
3. Diabetes.
des, mostly absent said, (75 days ago)
want:
1. the girl to communicate and not suck (or one equally smart/cute who doesn't suck).
2. jess to move to nyc, stat.
3. shiny new camera things.
do not want:
1. work.
2. to do laundry.
3. sunburn.
Jubilee! said, (75 days ago)
A guy with an amazing English accent just called and I wanted to sex him over the phone. That's just MEAN.
onegirlrhumba said, (75 days ago)
WANT:
- RACY EASTERN EUROPEAN AFFAIR (preferably with eugene hutz or someone of that calibur)
- to move and live with des in nyc
- to hang out with jubilee, duhhhh
Jubilee! said, (75 days ago)
Mrph. We just talked about this last night, a friend of mine boned a Hungarian dude in a park in Slovakia after he yanked out a condom and said "Are you ready for the fucking now?"
That was all the English he knew.
des, mostly absent said, (75 days ago)
@jess: yes, plz to come be living with me. also, you will love the wife when you get to meet her. she has amazing hair and an undeniable love for vodka.
@jullllles: i would totally bone a dude if he pulled that shit with me. okay, maybe not. i'd probably just giggle a lot.
Beejus said, (75 days ago)
WANT:
Smaller moobs
just, like, 10 minutes of free time
4 tacos
DO NOT WANT
Penile Cancer. Srsly. DO NOT WANT
President McCain
Mushrooms
Jubilee! said, (75 days ago)
@des!: There was the vodkaing last night and my stomach is not happy about it this morning. Bleeech.
des, mostly absent said, (75 days ago)
@jubes: there was also vodkaing last night por me, but i didn't get too crazy. plz don't die. need you, love you.
Corey Hart said, (75 days ago)
want:
to travel
love? maybe?
no responsibility
do not want:
the herp
the clap
the drip
Jubilee! said, (75 days ago)
@des: You know how they are here. Majorska, shot glass, down the throat. Ow ow ow.
des, mostly absent said, (75 days ago)
that i do. i need to come see you soon. what you do on sunday (assuming the pride parade is on saturday)?
CocktailsMalIntent said, (75 days ago)
Want: A teleporter, a bunch of new books, a few days off work.
Do not want: the complications, an hour long commute, this ear infection.
des, mostly absent said, (75 days ago)
i have already laid claim on those anal warts, sir. cannot have.
onegirlrhumba said, (75 days ago)
Man, I totally would have fucked a Hungarian dude in a park.
Also, I met a guy last night that has a tattoo above his dick that says, "Welcome Aboard". I am beyond amused.
I had to lay off vodka. I switched to rum instead.
des, mostly absent said, (75 days ago)
sailor jerry!
I KNOW YOU HAVE THEM. WE ALL HAVE THEM NOW BECAUSE OF THAT ORGY LAST WEEKEND.
Jubilee! said, (75 days ago)
I can't do rum, too much sugar. Vodka usually treats me right, but she's a fickle bitch.
Jubilee! said, (75 days ago)
You know what, I think I've decided I like sleep more than I like almost anything.
onegirlrhumba said, (75 days ago)
Vodka led to a lot puking and bad decision making. We still have a while before we can be friends again.
Jubilee! said, (75 days ago)
As much as I love my dog, he needs to stop waking me up at 6am with a skull to the face.
des, mostly absent said, (75 days ago)
i am in love with my vodka. i am not in love when my vodka mixes with pizza and comes back out where it went in. no, no, no.
Corey Hart said, (75 days ago)
@jessica: We can frolic in the park with rum some time.
Rum and anal warts.
des's new nick name is anal warts.
Beejus said, (75 days ago)
@ corey hart - that's not a "new" nickname for des! Hell, that's how she introduced herself to me back in the consu days!
Das_Arschloch said, (75 days ago)
Want:
-One Bourbon
-One Scotch
-One Beer
Do not want:
- ambergris quiche
- having to work
- to be alone
des, mostly absent said, (75 days ago)
@jubes: that photo of me on facebook? where i'm laughing uncontrollably and my shirt is looking... interesting? yeah, dropped my pizza on myself. oops.
makelikepaper said, (75 days ago)
want:
snuggles
happiness
to make fun
do not want:
arthritisy pain feelings
tiredness
to make sad
Namrok said, (75 days ago)
Do Want:
More time to practice my guitar.
The Netflix set-top box for streaming "watch now" movies to my TV (gets delivered today!).
For Voltron to be just as good as I remember it when I use said set top box to start watching it the very fucking second it gets delivered today. Because netflix has all of it available for viewing online.
Do Not Want:
For Voltron to suck like so many other cartoons I used to watch when I try to relive my childhood a little bit.
This pulled muscle in my left asscheek.
For the plan to bike the entire C&O canal to be cancelled on account of injury of the leader. (But it was)
daisy half-wit said, (75 days ago)
want list
1. better blood between me and a former friend, or perhaps just some good old fashioned communication
2. lunch, right now, because I'm hungry.
3. more money, honey.
do not want list
1. to have to spend money
2. cramps
3. for people to get all up in my business, like they have been doing.
ilikedginger said, (75 days ago)
1. moneys
2. sleep
3. a massage
don't want:
1. stds
2. to work right now
3. my period to happen this weekend
Previous Toast said, (75 days ago)
@Namrok- Oh... I really, REALLY hope you don't have your standards too high for Voltron. Sven's voice will make you cry. It really well.
L said, (75 days ago)
want: dv camera, certain people not to move away even if that is selfish of me, a yard so that my dog will stop going nuts on days when i can't walk her.
do not want: headcold, cramps, the dog to eat my only remaining pair of shoes.
reardensteel said, (75 days ago)
want:
1. new lens
2. some groceries
3. human contact
do not want:
1. the gut
2. the crushing sense of loneliness
3. to continue using my personality as a form of birth control
(somehow, i suspect 2 & 3 are related)
onegirlrhumba said, (75 days ago)
What facebook photo of you, des-a-loo?
PS. I owe you photos from the weekend. I shall do that tonight and but them on the BOOK.
reardensteel said, (75 days ago)
@jules: but i really do want a lens and some groceries. i might even be inclined to take pictures OF the groceries.
Jubilee! said, (75 days ago)
@Jonathan: I want a nap, then for James McAvoy to come over. Is that too much to ask? Really?
Jewls said, (75 days ago)
WANT
1. A new camera
2. A new car
3. A better mental state
DON'T WANT
1. Gonorrhea
2. Chiggers
3. A water bill
Ghostie said, (75 days ago)
WANT
1.My boyfriend to dig me again.
2. A seeing a pony.
3. A normal sized pony.
DON'T WANT
1. To go to the dentists.
2. To go home alone.
3. To be alive just now.
reardensteel said, (75 days ago)
@jules: the best i can do is take you to see Wanted on friday. i can't really get you much more James McAvoy than that.
Jubilee! said, (75 days ago)
@Jonathan: I'm way too excited to see that movie. Anthony Lane just bitchslapped it but I don't care.
reardensteel said, (75 days ago)
@jules: it has angelina in it. i will see pretty much anything with her and violence, together.
Jubilee! said, (75 days ago)
justjonathan: i remember when matinees were really cheaper than the livjules215: I thought that said manatees and I got really excited.
MUPaully said, (75 days ago)
Want:
Makeouts
My loan check to hurry the fuck up
iPhone
DO NOT WANT:
20 extra pounds
Laundry
My piece of crap Razr
bizzy said, (75 days ago)
Want:
To work from home a few days per week.
To start my own podcast.
To learn spanish.
Do no want:
Any unexpected expenses for the next year.
To train any more people at work.
The Plague.
Want:
1. Pair of Christian Louboutins
2. A breakfast quesadilla
3. Kisses
Don't want:
1. About 50 pounds
2. Twinges of hangover
3. Sore shoulders