My mom is a big Prince fan.

i was telling someone last night how i really hope they use the Prince song from the original Batman movie in the Dark Knight.

Oh my mom looooves Prince. He's the only sexual deviant she appreciates.

Your mother is fucking awesome.

"WHY IS THAT SKINNY PRICK IN MY HOUSE?"

"Hi, Mrs. Def."

"HE'S TALKING TO ME, JAY. WHAT THE LIVING FUCK?"

"You're looking lovely today, Mrs. Def."

"WILL YOU GUYS GO SO I CAN WATCH MY GODDAM TV?"

"Good seeing you again, Mrs. Def."

"HAHAHAHA. YOU BOYS STAY OUT OF TROUBLE. I'M NOT BAILING YOUR FUCKING ASSES OUT OF JAIL."

"Oh, we'll try. You know us. Hell-raisers."