I'm going to dinner with one of my good friend's good friends from back home. I have never really hung out with her and talked to her. What if she hates me?

I hope Des will come. Or Tova, you're welcome too. Help me not be weird.

@Skanko: Is that a general rule in life to use for every situation?

Play footsie and make a bunch of lewd comments. If you make her awkward, then you will be comfortable by comparison. And you win.

@makelikepaper: I think she said that you guys may be able to swing it b/c dinner will be earlier (6:30ish).

Check out the yum: http://www.redbamboo-nyc.com/ (The butterfly soy chops are AMAZING.)

@Previous Toast: Okay, I don't think I know you well, but you are obviously a genius. Brilliant.

UM HI, sorry I haven't been hitting on you enough.

sup baby. how you doin'. lookin' fine tonight. gimme yo' digits girl.

or something.

oh oh oh i could totally swing that. and it's not toooo far away from the knitting factory

that would totally have been a better name for bots.

They can't monologue if their lips are full.

Sure it does, Makey! It just sounds Yiddish! Oy, its a botvm on you and your family! Mazeltov!

beej, maybe i could teach that to my jewish dog. when i get it.

@Beej: xoxo

@Corey: I sense a ventriliquism act in the making.

Erotic ventriliquism.

@Teen Girl Squad: Even better. Only... are you doing any air-tonguing over there?

ashleigh, you should participate in the battle royale.

@Teen Girl Squad: We should probably go somewhere together, and sit across the room from each other, and just air-tongue all night long.

@ash - I've got the room if you've got the tongue.

or something.