you know you watch too much reality TV when you have a dream that Lauren Conrad is talking on a bed with Nick Nolte while smoking a cigarette topless.
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I hope tonight you have a dream that Speidi is doing coke with Hasselhoff.
I did, I last dreamed Marie was exploring her lez side and had really pretty hair she was brushing in front of a mirror.
I wasn't her lesbian lover, alas.
That was no dream, my friend! That is everyday life. Except last Friday...JK mawr

so fucking weird, I know. I swear I'm not making this stuff up.