Some choice quotes from my training session today...

Mind you, we're all training to be teachers (ESL and Spanish in this particular class) and the instructors are seasoned educators:

1.  It's like, you know, whatever.

2.  We covered the geographics of Mexico.

3.  We studied the directionalities: North, South, East West.

4.  Call their parents and be all like, your kid is good.

5. You have 1 student who is off task, and 22 that's doing what they need to be doing.

Not to mention the banner in the hallway: LIEWJFOIJWE High School: An optional school focusing on Business, Finance, and College Preparatory.

I almost went INSANE.