Last night I was talking to Ben about all the consumators I would have dated had we not gotten married and I just thought, how presumptuous of me to think that any of these people would have dated me either way!
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you talk to ben? I don't talk to ben. one time I talked to ben and he responded, but not directly to me.
highlight of my internet career.
@Jay: You know, I haven't heard from you in way too long and here you come making demands! I don't know how I feel about this. Also, good evening my friend...
@Jewls - Aww...I'm sorry. Noone has heard from me. I've been hiding for some reason.
Better yet, don't.
Let us all hope for the glory of you possibly dating us.
@bots & eatsdirt: I can't figure out if everyone wants me to post a list to stroke their egos or to crush mine!! Either way, you can both rest assured that if we were all single and less straight you would both be at the top of my list.

Also, I just turned on my Wii and it has a message and the noise it makes is about to make my head explode!