Would you rather have spoon fingers or fork fingers?

My friend just asked me... I can't decide... I want to say fork fingers, but I feel like spoons are more lady-like.

goddamnit i wish you could choose spork fingers. or alternating cutlery.

I have 10 fingers. I don't see why I have to pick just one.

@makelikepaper: Spearing things? Like enemies?

@namrok: Because I said so. :)

@Carlo: I said no sporks cheater!

Spoons, make a better thwacking noise.

definitely spoon fingers....i mean wiping oneself with fork fingers could cause some serious damage...just sayin

and you could start a mean band

@Jubilee: I see what your priorities are lady! Thwacking!!!

@das: Good call. Guys would have to pee very carefully with fork fingers.

@Ash: Oh hell yes, one needs to be able to hit people with one's hand and make a good noise.

@everlovingben: Are you saying that aim isn't important to you??? ;)

can I have spoon fingers on the left and fork fingers on the right?

I'd toss your salad for you!

and apparently, I am not the only one. OK.

spork fingers would suck, as sporks fail MISERABLY at being either a spoon OR a fork

that said spoom fingers, you can scoop everything you wanna stab but your can't stab everything you wanna scoop

wait. i would like to make a revision to my previous comment. i would be a high-class forker. yes. that would be the term.