My mood. It's cold out. And the internet at work hates us.

Is that Rick Deckard wrangling an Alsatian?

I do not know of this Constantine! I do not know of a lot of things.

Although, there was a Tom Cruise Rambo on American Gladiators (c. 1990) this weekend named Rico Constantino. I looked him up and he's had a wrestling career since then!