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where does when get a shoe monster? the best i can find is a sock gremlin.
They're native here. Fucking pests. How beneficial are sock gremlins? Do they prevent one sock from a pair being sucked into the parallel universe beyond the washing machine?
@carlo: that was a pick-up line? and yeah, the typo was not one of my finer moments.
britt: they always tell you that the gremlin's going to prevent sock-loss, but usually they just end up sitting around and making prank calls.

I honestly could not get a picture including my whole self. So you are all missing out on my fuzzy 5" goth boots.