700 lb guy is getting married. Supposedly he's even had sex. How?!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25085766/I only ask, because as I've heard it, for every X lb's a guy puts on, he loses an inch. I can't remember if its 20 or 50 lbs. Bottom line though, if we're talking 500 lbs overweight, what's left of it?
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No thanks!
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Stereotest said, (210 days ago)
Well, maybe they use some sort of construction equipment to move him around while he's having sex.
I don't know...
Summer said, (210 days ago)
Wait what? You are saying his dick shrinks if he gets really big? How is that possible?
Jess said, (210 days ago)
No no, no shrinkage it the manner you are thinking. What happens is for every inch or so of fat you gain around your middle is not compensated with an extra inch or so of dick. Like when very fat people's legs look shorter, the fat has come down farther than the bone starts.
Although a lot of extra fat will increase estrogen levels so their may be some weird side effects of that for men.
cupcakes, really. said, (210 days ago)
One time I saw a porno [in a bar in Mexico] where the chick was in a suspension thing... maybe he does that?
Summer said, (210 days ago)
Oh so it's like his dick would be hard to find under all the blubber. Yeah that is weird. The article says her last husband died of being fat too. She is a hardcore chubby chaser!
Mrs. Cakes said, (210 days ago)
He's gross, but seems nice enough. God, imagine the smells that guy produces.
portableteejay said, (210 days ago)
Oh yeah you're from the left coast.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoagie
Dr. Awkward said, (210 days ago)
I'm sick of eating hoagies! I want a grinder, a sub, a foot-long hero! I want to live! Won't you let me live? Won't you please?
Mrs. Cakes said, (210 days ago)
Wait... where are all the bleeding hearts coming in to defend THIS fat guy?
mikkoman said, (210 days ago)
I'm sure that moment where you have to flip your partner's fat pouch above their waist can be highly erotic for some.
300 pounds of cock, duh.