I wish there was something akin to the witness protection program for people who just kind of fuck up their lives badly enough to want to go into hiding a little bit.
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inhouse said, (211 days ago)
Something like a SWAT team would descend on your house like one of those decorating shows and make your whole life unrecognizable even to you... in a good way.
Garak said, (211 days ago)
"Here at the Do-Over Corporation, we believe no life is too fucked up that it can't be completely forgotten and rebooted."
inhouse said, (211 days ago)
Hey you! Hi.
I'd like to be able to go into hiding in a luscious wig or something equally ridiculous. A new hat! POOF* your life is excellent!
inhouse said, (211 days ago)
Do-Over Corporation... I like it.
Grudges magically disappear! All the stupid things you sad at the party last night? Vanished like your bad debt! Do-Over... when you car enough to do the very best... NEXT time.
DarylZero said, (210 days ago)
We have something like that up here.
It's called New Hampshire.
Seems everyone I used to know from college and before who wanted to clean themselves up or "go find themselves" moved there.
Weird.
ooo i wanan go.