Intellectualized Rap Lyrics
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the way i get by said, (211 days ago)
I was not obliged to make use of my musket
So I must surmise that I had a grand old time
bizzy said, (211 days ago)
Driving down the avenue, filling our lungs with psychoactive plant, imbibing various alcoholic beverages.
Relatively at-ease. While my thoughts are focused on finances and finances are the focus of my thoughts.
khaaaaansumating said, (211 days ago)
I don't rhyme through a mic, I rhyme through a birthday hat.
See to me everything's just pixelated, teacher asks for my homework I tell her a pixel ate it.
When I was a baby I was so dope I had the hugest crib.
the way i get by said, (211 days ago)
@art no i just get a pervese sense of fun trying to picture how modern day rap lyrics would be spoke by, say, a 19th century railroad tycoon
the way i get by said, (211 days ago)
and come on man, I made this topic, you know i gots RESPECT for hip hop (when it's good...)
Garak said, (211 days ago)
there was a whole website devoted to this i stumbled across a few years back...
hysterical
gonna try and find a couple of the ones i loved most
Garak said, (211 days ago)
here it is, one of my faves:
"I enjoy playing my music loudly on my car stereo.
Apparently, women enjoy this also because they become sexually aroused when they see me driving. Oddly enough, when I visit the Native American reservations, some of the more sexually promiscuous Indian women attempt to seduce me in their homes.
Their intent is to divest me of my earnings.
Such actions are unacceptable."
Community Toy said, (211 days ago)
Directly from Compton, a mentally challenged person who engages in coitus with your mother
From a group of disgruntled angry youths known as Negroes with Gumption
When I am approached in an upsetting fashion, I am armed with a gun that has had the end of it removed.
Depressing the trigger, the corpses are removed.
You as well, young man, if you cause me consternation.
The local constabulary will have to physically remove me from your posterior.
Garak said, (211 days ago)
here's a link to the site, a paper someone wrote for a linguistics/ebonics class.
genius.
http://www.bizbag.com/Misc%20articles/Rap%20Lyrics%20Translated.htm
H55 said, (211 days ago)
Paper currency tends to control each person, place and thing in my immediate vicinity.
With all haste, acquire the legal tender.
I speak, of course, of the bills bearing George Washington, you all. Indeed.
lay oale said, (211 days ago)
it was not my intention to cause filial lacrimation
my deepest regrets were expressed a plethora of moments afterwards
I apologize Miss Jackson with the utmost sincerity
lay oale said, (211 days ago)
I need a lady of humble upbringings from my shire
Only she can be prudent to my interests
We'll rendezvouse at the Confectionary Boutique
I'll permit you to taste my sweet placed on a baton
Come along lass, do not cease this
Proceed till you make your way to the special place, MY WOOOORRRDDD