I only have the internet when I mooch it off of Michelle's house or weak-signaled cafes on my borrowed computer.
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dear aleigh,
i love you. i'm sorry the weather is sucky and you have no internets
Dear Carlo,
I don't drink either. Libi and I rule and we are not losers, just healthy, sexy ladies.
YOUR NAME IS CARLO.
Love,
Aleigh
Dear Libi,
I heart you. Come hang out with Aleigh and I on my couch.
Love,
Michelle
PS. Carlo's name really is Carlo!
aleigh,
i am happy that you don't drink either. i've been taking lots of flak for it lately and it's getting old.
Dear Libi,
I love you too! I am M.I.A. from all things in life lately because of planning things in my life namely this tour if it's going to happen (and may get pushed back a few weeks now). I wish it were 65 degrees and I could wear leg warmers.
Love,
Aleigh
PS How you livin, girrrrl?
Dear Carlo,
Do you have a toothbrush at her house?
Oh, wait, there isn't any room because MY TOOTHBRUSH takes up all of the excess toothbrush space.
Also, she touched my butt tonight.
Sorry dude,
Michelle
Dear Michelle,
Our elbows are touching. This is so fucking lame of us. WE SHOULD BE WORKING ON WORK OR SLEEPING ON OUR BEDS.
Love you dearly,
A-money
Dear Aleigh, Libi, and Mizzchelle,
In that case, I'm happy with iced tea.
All the best,
Carlo
Dear Libi,
I've barely drank in my life and now I haven't in almost two years. I don't miss it one it one bit. If people give you shit, tell them to kiss your sweet, healthy butt.
Love,
A
Dear Mizzchelle,
Shivani would kill me if I tried anything on Aleigh. Alls I'm sayin' is I knew her first!
Poop on a stick,
Carlo
dear michelle, i would love to hang out on your couch. and i believe that carlo's name really is carlo. i'm just amusing myself.
Dear Carlo,
I'm a fan of blueberry tea. I had it tonight!
Love,
A-Pac
Dear Carlo,
My boyfriend would also kill you if you tried anything on me. Even moreso than Shivani. Mwahaha!
JK!
Love!
A
dear aleigh,
my livin is pretty good, but i miss ishmael and i'm having a manic night so things are a little touch and go.
Dear Michelle,
Joshua's toothbrush was there first, but you are the one who can spoon me at night while he's still away.
He approves.
Love,
ALP
Dear Aleigh,
I'm probably more afraid of Shiv than your boyfriend at this point.
Your friend,
Carlo
Dear Carlo,
The only way you can get poop on a stick is to shove a stick up your butt. I wouldn't recommend that, as you could puncture your transverse colon.
Safe anal play is better,
Michelle
p.s. i used to drink a lot but it does not help with the bipolar/schizotypal stuff so i quit that business. i will tell them to kiss my healthy butt. also; i have ridden my bike a total of 34 miles in the past 3 days, i am proud of myself.
Dear Libi,
I am hugging you from afar and I need you like a tall glass of water on a 99 degree day! Only, don't visit until it cools back to the 80's 'cause I don't wish heat exhaustion upon anyone.
Love,
A!!!!!!
Dear Libi,
I feel like we haven't talked in ages. I wish we could cuddle again like that night in New York.
Love always,
Michelle
Dear Carlo,
Shivani is not scary either!
And my boyfriend is not scary. He is the most loving, sweet person ever.
Sorry to make you vomit on yourself,
Aleigh
Dear Michelle,
DO YOU HAVE A BUSINESS CARD?
< 3,
A
PS Have you seen my business cards? Oh wait, they're probably up my ass.
Dear Aleigh,
Shivani's holding my ticket for Sigur Ros next week. That basically makes me her bitch, hence the fear.
I am sweaty,
Carlo
Dear Carlo,
I saw them once and they blew my mind! In a really charming way.
You better be nice to Shiv!
I am in Air Conditioning,
A
dear all you people,
thank you for making me feel better tonight, i've had a crap few weeks.
Dear Aleigh,
I'm always nice to Shiv. How can I not? Also, this format is tiresome.
Stay hydrated,
Carlo
Dear Michelle,
We have been together for practically three days (and nights - besides my one show Sun night) straight.
Do you still love me?
Thanks for the nectarine,
Aleigh
Carlo,
If you can't keep it up, then I don't know what you think you're doing here!
Going strong,
A
DEAR EVERYONE,
GOODNIGHT FOR NOW...
...UNTIL I GET AN INTERNET CONNECTION AGAIN.
< 3
A
PS REMIND US TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE WEIRD SHIT WE WITNESSED TONIGHT, LATER.
Dear Aleigh,
weren't you going to do some kinda June picnic? I would like to meet you again!
xo
Sal

Also it's 1:30 AM and I am tired of doing work. Or just plain tired! SO I should go home now and take 200000 minutes to look for parking.
PS 99 degrees again tomorrow. DIE PHILLY WEATHER DIE!
LOVE,
Aleigh