I got hit by a car today while on my bike. I was able to walk away from it with no injury, as far as I can tell. Just a little twinge in my ankle. So now when I'm hitting on girls I can say, "You know, I was hit by a car and survived."
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I got hit by cars four times in four consecutive years.
I have metal in my chin as a result.
What do I win?
I got hit by an SUV doing 50 in a 35, on my side of the car, and was playing softball three days later. Like Ice-T, I die harder than Bruce Willis.

I got hit by a Pepsi truck once. ON THE SIDEWALK!