I get no respect!

Also, there was no free beer, not even for the artists!

So is the first guy's name By Ari Y. Kelman?

Maybe they're trying to say "Bye Bye". Maybe someone's trying to off Ari and Ben.

Were there any shady characters in the room? Was there a gasoline smell? Did you hear any ticking sounds?

Maybe that guy in the back picking his nose was actually pressing an in-nostril emergency button to call in a team of ninjas to dispose of the terrorists before their plan to shaft the Internet Rockstar could unfold!

Or maybe I just watch too many movies.

"are"
that's supposed to be "ARE killers traditionally so bad at homonyms"

I don't think it was terrorists. I think it was someone who was trying really hard not to care. The best part is the paper was screwed in to the signpost, so it couldn't be adjusted.

I love the reflection of your jew-fro in the sign, B|_|rown

HAAAAHAAAAHAAAA!

Imagine that convo.

"Fuck that, he's only half Jew"

Hahaha that just reminded me of The O.C. when Kirsten goes
"Oy humbug!"

Aaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha she sounded so white when she said it