i'm ALMOST 27. i should get married, or something. suggestions?
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Your 20s are to have fun.
Your 30s are to learn from your mistakes.
Hmmm... Buy an expensive handbag? Or an extravagant dress. Or some Manolos. OMG no, buy some Louboutins!
i dress, i really would like a new dress. plus i DO need to pick out my own bridesmaid's dress for my friend's wedding in october.....
i need some new glasses.
wait, why am i buying things?! hopefully other people will buy me things, since my birthday is coming up, and all.
Valentino, De la Renta, Dior, or Chanel...
Ooooh you could get a Vivienne Westwood. That way, you can show a bit of minge, and still be classy. Coz like... come on, it's Vivienne Westwood. You HAVE to show a bit of bush for HER...
This is like me thinking...wow I'm 28 I think I should have a baby. But then again I think what the hell am I thinking? I will just get some new clothes.
I look fantastic in a tuxedo if that influences your decision in any way.
Fantastic.
What you should DO is take a trip out to CALIFORNIA. That's what everybody should do before their 27th birthday!
i did a whole list of things i wanted to do before i turned 30.
30 things before 30.
way more fun than the white walk.

plz i am already 27 and the only thing i am marrying anytime soon is this bottle of Grey Goose vodka