Clearly, I am not so good at this whole internet thing.

. . .In that I haven't bothered to get it at home. I use the iphone for three things: email, CL missed connections, and googling anyone I might potentially go on a date with.

And when I get drunk, wikipedia.

Wine+wiki=awesome.

Hey you.

Corey, I totally texted you a few weeks ago, AND YOU NEVER REPLIED.

shut it.

Soooo, how've you been? Any luck assembling that Consu Contact List?

hey yo!!!!

i miss you too. im not online as much as i used to be..

♥

Morgan...I miss your lips...

Oh, Morgan. Too good for the internet.

Morgan, Hoyden! Some of my favorite online phantoms. Nothing wrong with being out and about in the world, as long as you check in from time to time so we can all shower you with love.

things are going well.

I work a whole lot. I am, in fact, at work now.

Too bad 3 pm is not whiskeytime.

if 3pm is whiskeytime, when's martini time?