I am moving into my new house on Tuesday!
And it turns out I will be there HOURS before the girl who wants the same room that I want.
I am not going to sit around all day and wait for us to negotiate. I am getting that damn room, but what should I tell her when she gets there and all of my stuff is in it?
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Just do a victory dance.
Extra points if you spike something like a football.
@Jason- Um, they wanted to wait until all of our stuff was there to see where it would fit? LAME. We all have a bunch of stuff and I want the room mostly because it's UPSTAIRS and secluded and I'm a hermit.
@Corey- I only have tennis balls. Maybe I could just run around the room in my undies to mark my territory, or something? Like a victory lap?
@Xop- Well if SHE takes the room she'll have a fun time living in the house with ME afterwards. I'm pretty good at being miserable. So it's lose/lose really.
Marking your territory is a bad idea. You automatically lose your deposit.
@Corey- Ew.
@centropomus- Ahh, I wish I knew her favorite liquor. I have a little bit of gin. Maybe that will work.
Anyway, I sent her a lengthy e-mail just saying I wanted to get out my reasons for that room because I'm bad with confrontation and I'd regret not standing up for a room I'd been counting on and planning around since February. BUT she's in the process of moving out of her old apartment so who knows if she has internet hooked up still.

SUCKAH!