I'm always nervous about getting a haircut from an unfamiliar barber, but this one turned out OK--I guess I didn't need to drink that whiskey beforehand. I've had some really horrendous haircuts in the past. One that stands out was the "clipper cut," which left me looking like Goose from Top Gun with ridiculously uneven sideburns. That woman even had the gall to ask for a tip after she informed me that she would be unable to fix my sideburns because that's the way they grew in. Right. Anyway, I'm pleased with my new frochop.

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