Ooompah Lumpas ARE real!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1022822/Incredible-pictures-Earths-uncontacted-tribes-firing-bows-arrows.html...and they HATE planes!
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This is one of the best stories I've read in a long long time. :)
@kurisub: I took my son to PB to get some sandwiches at EZ-J's and then we walked from Crystal Pier to Green Flash and back. It was probably around 6.
BTW, nice article. However, I have little faith that they will remain uncontacted. Someone, somewhere one day will decide it's their duty to "save them".

Dude, I think I walked past you on the beach last night. In PB?