This ad for the Gillette Phenom razer weirds me out a little bit...
These sports figures are so powerful and confident, they can treat the planet Earth like a sports ball!
The Gillette Phenom's vibrating blades will shave your face so smooth, that you too will be able to treat the world like a toy! The Gillette Phenom is so great, it could SHAVE THE WORLD!
The world is a booger that you can flick off of your finger!
Thanks for the lessons in setting priorities, Gillette!
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J A said, (176 days ago)
or at least a safety razor , it shaves so nice and precise. and by the way, way to go Thierry Henry. that dude should be a superstar.
Little p said, (176 days ago)
hahaha- I remember when gillette was in all that trouble about using the LD40 test on rabbits eyes, or whatever it's called. And then Wally Pleasant had that song about it
GILLETTE HAS BEEN TELLING THE WORLD TO FUCK OFF SINCE, LIKE, 1980 !
Little p said, (176 days ago)
oh wait- it was Draize testing on the eyes and LD50 was force feeding.
oh dear- i feel horrible now.
Coin-Operated Boy said, (176 days ago)
Hahaha I have that exact same razor!
Hence, no facial hair to be seen.
Except it's called Phantom over here, not 'Phenom'
Cashew said, (175 days ago)
"Phenom" is a bit of a strange name...
but, yeah... repeated refrain of 'the world is mine' while thwacking and kicking it? hmmm.
Coin-Operated Boy said, (175 days ago)
I think it's "Phenom" for like... Phenomenal shave or something.
It's named Phantom over here coz the vibrations counteract irritation, ergo, it's not even there. Like a Phantom. I think Phantom makes more sense AND sounds cooler.
But - it's just a shaver. 'Tis nice to use though
Cashew said, (175 days ago)
I just find it hard to imagine a vibrating razor making life better and less nick-inducing.
Coin-Operated Boy said, (175 days ago)
Nah it doesn't stop nicks or anything. It just soothes as you shave so you don't get razorburn.
but it doesn't make life better -_-
<ReamworksSKG> said, (175 days ago)
You do realize that shaving your face with a razor violates G-d's law! Now you know why.
nsfw said, (175 days ago)
I use the Gillette Fusion vibrating razor. It's awesome... makes me want to shave everything!
Coin-Operated Boy said, (175 days ago)
Does your guys' Phenom/Phantom have that single precision blade thingy on the back of it?
Cashew said, (175 days ago)
Been readin' Moby Dick these past couple weeks. Shaving with a harpoon, that's where it's at. Would look a lot better propped up in the shower too.
Totally photoshopped.