I got really excited when I noticed I had a new message next to "Howdy, eatsdirt" in the upper right corner. Turns out it was spam.

Spam already?

i think so. something about pleasuring her tonight with my member.

i don't HAVE a penis people.

Yea.. she celebrated the fact that the inbox works by sending ppl on her list spam... is in the carlo convo "pay five bux for a blinking notification" or something like that.

I got two. Maybe that means I'm speshul.

Funny, I didn't get one.

Someone likes me more than they like you.

less popular. gee thanks for your pity ginger!