A conversation I had with Mischa Barton while I was pulling an allnight study session in the library.
Me: Hey Mischa.
Mischa: Shh. We're not supposed to talk.
Me: I love these Seamus Heaney poems they've put up on the wall.
Mischa: SHHH! Don't talk! You know what happens when people talk? They die. In car accidents.
Me: I'm sorry. So are the girls from TATU really lesbians or what?
"You're not sorry at all" said Mischa, obfuscating.
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Matt Potato said, (196 days ago)
Mischa is telling me to go to bed (it's 5am). No Mischa I promise I won't drive.
Coin-Operated Boy said, (196 days ago)
Ewwww yeah I can't believe she's gonna be in the movie about them.
Sounds like the kind of things she'd say.