Is there anything that can make it fun to compute final grades? I'm trying Les Savy Fav and chipotle peanuts, but I don't think it's working. sigh.

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JasAsian v2.0 said, (196 days ago)

Scream "SUCK IT, SLACKER" everytime you give a grade less than C.

Sharon said, (196 days ago)

OoO - Grading Drinking Game? Maybe a shot for ever F? Or maybe take a drink for every -? Hah. I think I'm onto something - but I'm not sure what exactly.

redbecca said, (196 days ago)

thanks, Jas...I like "suck it slacker!" I'll definitely use it for when I'm grading their exams.
Right now, I'm just adding up an effort-based set of homework scores for posting on an internet discussion board for the class, so it's pretty tedious.

Carlo said, (196 days ago)

Take a sip for every grammatical mistake.

Stark Raving Brad said, (196 days ago)

i gave scan trans only for exams. the reports were murder enough to grade. i did find gin to aid in the process.

Oom Mao Mao said, (196 days ago)

Only if grade computation included um... I got nothing.

redbecca said, (196 days ago)

foot massages?

Oom Mao Mao said, (196 days ago)

You'd be able to numerate whilst getting a foot massage? Impressive.

Carlo said, (196 days ago)

Since you're the teacher, YOU should be rewarded for a student getting a good grade. So for every A, you should get like, cunnilingus or something.

El Indio said, (196 days ago)

good call, carlo.

Carlo said, (196 days ago)

I'm just trying to make this country's education system better.

redbecca said, (196 days ago)

the teacher being rewarded for students getting good grades reminds me of the obverse....http://www.insidehighered.com/news/2008/05/14/aird

Carlo said, (196 days ago)

I'm not suggesting that you should lose your job if they fail. Maybe just a spanking for each F.

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