Fat girl at my office is having the grandest old time at her desk, dancing and singing "Super Freak".
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She amuses, annoys and horrifies me on a daily basis. I don't think I'd want her to leave the office, though.
I think there is no fat girl at the office! You're projecting your own desires onto this fictitious fat girl. (See the short story "Charles" by Shirley Jackson)

Sounds like a blast. Can I come?