I've decided to reinvent myself. Suggestions welcomed.
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Change bicycle to unicycle.
Apply white face makeup.
Take up the ukulele.
I'm going to try to duplicate the @stark raving brad look. Maybe it'll work for you, too!
@Reams... that is so how I met Brad. I was so checking him out. I still insist that he doesn't come from Missouri, but rather, THE PAST.

HOOKERS AND BLOW.