I find it amusing when people take Reamworks™ seriously.

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Corey Hart said, (233 days ago)

yadda yadda internet yadda yadda srs bzns

cupcakes, maybe said, (233 days ago)

i find it amusing when he lusts after you.

Corey Hart said, (233 days ago)

I find that more arousing than amusing, but that's just me.

cupcakes, maybe said, (233 days ago)

have you ever noticed he only lusts after straights?

Skanko said, (233 days ago)

yes. yes i have.

Corey Hart said, (233 days ago)

But he's only lusted after me and some marines, right?

Skanko said, (233 days ago)

nah he makes generally lusty comments at a bunch of the menfolk.

Corey Hart said, (233 days ago)

That bastard! He said I was the only one!

cupcakes, maybe said, (233 days ago)

yeah, in my beard thread he's desire his wang settlement near my crotch mouth. hypothetically, though.

i was flattered, but now that i've discovered him a bigot, i'm distancing myself from him.

cupcakes, maybe said, (233 days ago)

^he desires

NOT he's desire

damnit.

Skanko said, (233 days ago)

@brad - well you learn something new every day!

Oom Mao Mao said, (233 days ago)

Who thinks that there aren't gay Marines?

cupcakes, really. said, (233 days ago)

Wtf, you can't do a thread about Reamworks. I just did a thread about Reamworks. Mine was way better too. Whore.

makeliketova said, (233 days ago)

i'm just sorry he doesn't lust after the wimmens. sadface.

Centropomus said, (233 days ago)

I thought it was an aberration when he started trolling in my thread about the use of the word "Engineer". Then I saw him trolling Pagne's thread about her real estate choices, and realized that every now and then the dude is just an asshole. I still like him most of the time though. We're all assholes every now and then.

Jesse said, (233 days ago)

HAHAHA, the TERRIFYING thing, however, is that he is absolutely serious. I've met him, I know.

Community Toy said, (233 days ago)

Reamworks is a dude?

Skanko said, (233 days ago)

i think the terrifying thing is that he's favorited some of my flickr pictures. just kinda weird.

cupcakes, maybe said, (233 days ago)

he's really a good guy. he's got too much energy sometimes and shit just falls out of his mouth regardless of cogency. sometimes he's totally joking and folks think he's serious, and other times he's dead serious and you're thinking "he must be kidding". still, he's a gas. and even better in person.

Reamworks SKG said, (233 days ago)

You guys are mean!

Reamworks SKG said, (233 days ago)

Thanks for the vote of confidence, @Stark Raving Brad. I think the problem is I'm too sophisticated for most of the under-30 crowd to understand me. They just don't have enough context. And, Skanko, I just have this thing for red hair.

cupcakes, maybe said, (233 days ago)

@Reamworks, lemme get this straight. you're trying to buy friends in one thread, while responding to them with blatent condescension here? i'm no expert on interpersonal relationships, but i think this may not work.

Oom Mao Mao said, (233 days ago)

Hell, I'm 38, and sometimes (often) I have no idea if you're joking or not. I've got plenty o' context, but no extra-textual clues.

But if Brad vouches for you, then you must be alright.

Corey Hart said, (233 days ago)

Reamworks would never try to "buy" friends, Brad. "Solicit for services" possibly, but never "buy".

Coin-Operated Boy said, (232 days ago)

But see, Corey's hot shit. And so are marines.

It's not Reamworks' fault. Straight boys need to stop being so hot.

Although, in saying all this, I have only seen Corey's forehead...

Reamworks SKG said, (232 days ago)

If you want to see MORE of Corey, visit his website http://www.omfgnsfw.com/ or watch him sing here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QV4GPajpqKg

Reamworks SKG said, (232 days ago)

also @danny, how do you know those Marines are straight?

Oom Mao Mao said, (232 days ago)

Srsly, just because you're Semper Fi, doesn't mean you might not be faithful to something considered verboten to the U.S. military.

Coin-Operated Boy said, (231 days ago)

Wait, he's singing a Barbara Streisand song?

Did I miss something? Lol

Reamworks SKG said, (231 days ago)

@corey LOVES Barbra Streisand! That all he talks about. His house is decorated like a shrine to Barbra.

Coin-Operated Boy said, (231 days ago)

Hehehe. Lulz @ Corey xD

Corey Hart said, (231 days ago)

@Reamworks LOVES Naked Marines! That all he talks about. His house is decorated like a shrine to the Marine Core.

Reamworks SKG said, (231 days ago)

*Corps*

Corey Hart said, (231 days ago)

Corps*

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