I find it amusing when people take Reamworks™ seriously.
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yeah, in my beard thread he's desire his wang settlement near my crotch mouth. hypothetically, though.
i was flattered, but now that i've discovered him a bigot, i'm distancing myself from him.
Wtf, you can't do a thread about Reamworks. I just did a thread about Reamworks. Mine was way better too. Whore.
I thought it was an aberration when he started trolling in my thread about the use of the word "Engineer". Then I saw him trolling Pagne's thread about her real estate choices, and realized that every now and then the dude is just an asshole. I still like him most of the time though. We're all assholes every now and then.
HAHAHA, the TERRIFYING thing, however, is that he is absolutely serious. I've met him, I know.
i think the terrifying thing is that he's favorited some of my flickr pictures. just kinda weird.
he's really a good guy. he's got too much energy sometimes and shit just falls out of his mouth regardless of cogency. sometimes he's totally joking and folks think he's serious, and other times he's dead serious and you're thinking "he must be kidding". still, he's a gas. and even better in person.
Thanks for the vote of confidence, @Stark Raving Brad. I think the problem is I'm too sophisticated for most of the under-30 crowd to understand me. They just don't have enough context. And, Skanko, I just have this thing for red hair.
@Reamworks, lemme get this straight. you're trying to buy friends in one thread, while responding to them with blatent condescension here? i'm no expert on interpersonal relationships, but i think this may not work.
Hell, I'm 38, and sometimes (often) I have no idea if you're joking or not. I've got plenty o' context, but no extra-textual clues.
But if Brad vouches for you, then you must be alright.
Reamworks would never try to "buy" friends, Brad. "Solicit for services" possibly, but never "buy".
But see, Corey's hot shit. And so are marines.
It's not Reamworks' fault. Straight boys need to stop being so hot.
Although, in saying all this, I have only seen Corey's forehead...
If you want to see MORE of Corey, visit his website http://www.omfgnsfw.com/ or watch him sing here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QV4GPajpqKg
Srsly, just because you're Semper Fi, doesn't mean you might not be faithful to something considered verboten to the U.S. military.
Wait, he's singing a Barbara Streisand song?
Did I miss something? Lol
@corey LOVES Barbra Streisand! That all he talks about. His house is decorated like a shrine to Barbra.
@Reamworks LOVES Naked Marines! That all he talks about. His house is decorated like a shrine to the Marine Core.

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