Goddamn, teenagers are really stupid.

About 3:30 this morning, I was trying to go to sleep, when I heard a hollow, plastic noise out on our patio. It took about two seconds to realize that was the sound of my pink plastic flamingo being stolen, so I told my boyfriend. He put some pants on, went outside and chased the crooks down and took the flamingo away from them and told them you NEVER steal from white trash, because we WILL come looking for it. Apparently they had been walking around stealing stuff from patios all night though, they had an ashtray and a bunch of other stuff.

It shouldn't be illegal to box the ears of 15 years stealing your prized possessions. Also, I fucking love my boyfriend for being amazing and getting that back for me.