SUPER HOT guy messaged me back on OKCupid. I think there's a catch. He seems too perfect. Let's speculate.
I like!
No thanks!
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El Indio said, (113 days ago)
i would message you back. if i was single.
cute feet are nice, though.
ok, im out.
Sharon said, (113 days ago)
Hah Jesse - So he can know I've been talking about him to y'all?
He's a musician, has a great job, well spoken, funny, metro. Hah.
Maybe when I'm drunk tonight I'll link you guys - thanks to the powers of alcohol.
Centropomus said, (113 days ago)
9" cock, and exceptional stamina in bed. Either one of these alone would be fine, but together, they're a little *too* perfect.
Centropomus said, (113 days ago)
I've been told that it's great when used skillfully, but that doing that is much more difficult, and failure to do so just causes pain.
dimpy said, (113 days ago)
I get the same way when I meet normal people on there. But I swear, it has happened.
Maybe he has illegitimate children somewhere.
Sharon said, (112 days ago)
@dimpy - this boy is so gorgeous I'd let him bastardize my future children. hah
He's really looking for a green card.
He's really a 50 year old man in disguise.
He has REALLY bad BO.