Whenever I get invited out to places, people feel that they have to give this warning to me: "...it's being thrown by my (boss, uncle, queen, uptight people), so you have to be REALLY REALLY NICE."
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you don't have to be nice if you come out with me, I Promise.
If you were going to meet my boss, I'd be like "ok, just pretend that I'm usually really, really, really nice and proper and never swear or make fun of rapes and fat people."
Tiffany, I'd make you look good.
I think I need an impartial observer to follow me around and log my interactions.
I just remembered the time I threw five Mardi Gras beads at my employee's face while he was helping a customer.
That may have something to do with it.
hrmmm... it seems as though I dodged the bullet then.
Have you ever thrown hot beverages?
I decided to be REALLY REALLY REALLY NICE and skip the afterparty altogether.

They all sound boring.