I believe I have come up with the one sure thing that is found in all cultures. If I am right, then I will be considered a genius who discovered the one commonality that all of humanity can build upon. Peace will surely spontaneously break out with this insight; there IS something that we all have in common.

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Oom Mao Mao said, (199 days ago)

And it is:
Fried dough.

divinemisscopa said, (199 days ago)

You're onto something there...

flyingfishstick said, (199 days ago)

Peace, and obesity. Bring it on.

redbecca said, (199 days ago)

I thought it was wraps/burritos etc.
give me a list of friend dough tasties, please.

JasAsian v2.0 said, (199 days ago)

So we're talking like funnel cake?

No-Headed Boy said, (199 days ago)

you can't mean all cultures throughout history. just modern right?

fried dough (and cooking in oil/fat in general) wouldn't have happened in the americas before Contact, I believe. so the ubiquitous "fry bread" of american indians in the U.S. is an early case of borrowing or idea diffusion, possibly from the sopapilla of New Mexico.

Angus MacSmitey said, (199 days ago)

I find your ideas intriguing. Please elaborate.

El Indio said, (199 days ago)

fry bread is a result of dislocation and the US gov providing only flour and water, basically

Oom Mao Mao said, (199 days ago)

Two-Headed Boy:
Since I'm a modern boy living in a modern world, I'm talkin' only about NOW when we have ample oil to fry in (at least for the moment) and easily milled grain.

The List:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fried_dough_foods

I await rebuttal.

Oom Mao Mao said, (199 days ago)

redbecca: Wraps and/or burrito type things may be the clincher to world peace, but I believe at the moment that fried dough is more prevalent.

Unless we count dumplings/momos/perogis under the wrap.

Which we may decide to.

Oom Mao Mao said, (199 days ago)

After perusing the list, I find major omissions include:
Russia
Thailand and associated Southeast Asian countries

Let me address Thailand first:
Tod man (Thai: ทอดมัน) - deep fried fishcake

Russia, so easy: Blintzes.

redbecca said, (199 days ago)

mmm...blintzes.

valkyrie blondhaar said, (199 days ago)

Mmmm...beignets.

The HIGHrophant said, (199 days ago)

Well, there's also the fact that every poops and pees -- then again, no one wants to think that about anyone, in fact now we drop bombs and throw bullets instead of excretions to mark our territory. So that's actually lousy to build world peace off of.

Oom Mao Mao said, (198 days ago)

HIGHrophant: Eating fried dough is much more sublime.

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