Once this is all peeled away, I'm going to have some awesome tan lines!

Man you're gonna have so much fun peeling! Try to peel the biggest piece you can.

Also, I demand lobster-boy pictures.

You sure were happy to show off your sunburn last night in the bar.

As much as I go to the beach, somehow the relatively brief amount of time that I spend outdoors in clothes is enough to have given me what seems to be an insurmountable farmer's tan. I'm fighting it so hard, but no luck so far

My boyfriend has one. It's strange though, because he's pale as hell, yet still has sleeve lines.

yeah my arms have always been "tan" but that's from years of exposure. It's possible for us pale-skin types to have "tans" relative to the rest of our bodies... even without much exposure, I definitely have a "shorts" tan... this will be made even more hilarious with this recent glaze!

oh man, thank God for Lidocane and Tylenol... feel a bit better!