if you could look like any celebrity, who would it be?

It's a toss up between Matt Damon and George Clooney. Maybe Damon with Clooney's personality.

Bruce Campbell. Duh.

ralph fiennes

A young Joi Lansing.

Jeff Goldblum

I can hack into alien spaceships with my powerbook, and there was once a "... is watching you poop!" poster of me that was going around for a few weeks.

Scurvy.

You kinda already *do* look like Charlize Theron.

@el indio: dude the fiennes brothers could stick it in me any day.

Yeah, Bardot would be good, too. Or Chantal Goya. I sort of love her incredibly. Or Elke Summer or Claudia Cardinale... the young versions.

And Centro, you are fucking crazy, but I will take that comment to heart anyway.