Things I Should Know About You By Now: What's your day job?

ASP.NET developer with an emphasis on web application design.

Desk monkey for a CPA firm. Add a dash of audit report composition and tech support, and viola. But I moonlight (err, maybe weekend'light?) as a windsurfing instructor.

I give blow jobs for cash.

Sorry, I can't break your $20. Exact change please, mister.

If I tell you, I have to kill you.

Then again, if I knew, I'd have to kill myself. So don't feel alone in this.

I'm in indirect auto lending for the Orange County area. I get the deals after they are bought and see if they meet the criteria for funding.

My job isn't great, but it doesn't suck. The only thing that sucks in my office is the management.

Corporate slave with great benefits.

Administrative slave during the regular work week. I organize stuff and file other stuff and wipe my boss' buttcrack, basically.

On the weekends, I get paid to go to clubs/bars/concerts and talk to strangers and get parties started and pass out free shit that people don't need/want. This is also known as radio station promoting.

My job sucks in that it's for a finite length of time. Otherwise, it's fantastic, and don't let me tell you otherwise.

graphic designer/communications professional.

Restaurateur of a fairly big cafe with about 20 people who get to do what I say.

I work for a high end 3d animation software company as an account executive/ marketing person.

Trying to explain this job thoroughly would take time. But I hang out with math nerds who make all the pretty pictures you all like to see in movies.

digital licensing @ warner music group.

um, i do research on contracts and make sure everyone's getting paid what they're supposed to be getting paid and then i plug it into some program. i kinda love my job more than i should.

Lots o' people with real, grown up jobs here. How's that work out for you folks?

it pays for my booze and rhinestones. also i get vision and dental.

I don't FEEL like a grownup. Especially when i roll into work hungover at 11am.

Also, it seems that a lot of you have jobs that might be described as "important".

While I'm perfectly happy to not be accountable for much, I must confess, I'm kind of jealous.

veterinary ninja

yeah, my job has become more and more "important" and while that's nice in some ways (like requesting a raise) it's annoying to not be able to go on vacation without coming back to catastrophe.

that's why it's such a good choice. there's no other banditos taking all the good bandito jobs. when someone needs a bandito nowadays, they either come to me, or that record company in london.

That's why I have a minor in Deportation.