You want a Fred Fredburger t-shirt?

Details here.

Erm, let's try that here: http://antisocialnetworking.uber.com/blogs/Coming_Out_of_the_Comic_Book_Closet_When_did_you_realize_you_were_a_Geek.html

Damn, you guys are FAST.

So to win this we have to write a coming out of the closet/coming of age Geek story correct?
Is there a number of words for this story? Like a limit, that has to be at least but not over etc?

@StillSleeping: no rules, but remember that I'm going to pick the four best to vote on, so I'd make it as entertaining as possible!

@Art: You think you're gonna win, huh? ;) (And no.)

Just kidding; I'll have something by the 28th, no worries.

by the way, who finally won the Fred Fredburger shirt?