I will make a terrible wife.

I will wear red nail polish if I want to!

you know, some people still live like this.

That's gonna make 2 of us.

I think you're supposed to start at 50.

this is just nutty.
YES I do put my cold feet on him in the middle of the night.
NO he does not get to sleep in on holidays and weekends.

This is also assuming that the "wife" only worked in the kitchen of her home while the man went out to win the money

@Cocktails: oh, i'm sure it's true... i love how it's called the "wife's chart" though.

@Lady O--not in the Northern states, it don't.