That waiter I left my number for last night? I was just at an intersection waiting for the light to turn green and he was walking down the sidewalk on the opposite side of the road. Writing something in a small notebook with headphones on. Now I really want him to call me.

He could be listening to Tony Robbins tapes and documenting the locations of where he hid the bodies.

Do you want him to call you now?

Snarky or smarmy?

Nice! A spiv!

I have this nagging suspicion his British accent is a gimmick.

Seriously, who wouldn't call you?

He must have been hit by a bus and the hospital won't let him get to a phone...